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hotboyproblems:

my mum won’t let me get a dog and it’s tearing our family apart

Words and phrases i see everyday

cistro:

Hoe
Fake
Aesthetic
Me as hell
Twink
Eat my ass
Stay in ur lane
Drink water
Dragged

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

clrama:

Paula Deen as a teacher

clrama:

Paula Deen as a teacher

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

pursingmyhappiness:

I see no lies here 😂

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

themano:

White moms

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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