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windexbottles:

mother: ew what are you like twelve

baby

actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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originalheir:

Everyone today:

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Everyone tomorrow:

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snorunt:

hey….. Joey…..

snorunt:

hey….. Joey…..

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals