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420official:

-18 dashes in url
-icon is a selfie
-bio is blank, title is Welcome To My Fucked Up mind

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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damaseas:

#LIFESTYLE

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

magicul:

when someone screenshots your snapchat

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k1mkardashian:

burqalicious:

NO

refreshes:

when your mom calls to give you chores to do

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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via pale-afternoon)