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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn

deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

iswearimnotnaked:

holy crap it works

iswearimnotnaked:

holy crap it works

jaffa-kates:

Why

cooldudebro:

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

me: image

unclefather:

unclefather:

i’m scared of little kids because i was driving down my road and these kids were standing in the road and i asked them to move and the one kid looked at me and said “no. hit us” and i could tell he had nothing left to lose

update: i hit them

kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)